What a Long Strange Trip It's Been: Mass Effect Andromeda

Let’s get it out of the way: yep, I’m writing another goddamn videogame opinion piece and putting it on my website. Thank god 2017 is the Final Year, so if I have to hear about it at least it won’t be for very long.   But why? WHY?

I survived the worst month of 2017: January

Usually, I like to revisit my resolutions of the past year to see how I did with them, but 2016 doesn't matter now that we're living in The Final Year.

Welcome to the Shoreline

I have spent considerable energy crowbarring apart my sense of time and personhood so that I can understand there to have been a past and a present, and that those are different things. One is happening and the other is not happening anymore.

Friday Fightday

Okay but me tho

My Years Lovin’ A Clown

I guess his smile was the first thing I noticed about him. It’s what everyone notices about him, probably. That, or the hair (he’s a…

It’s Important to Know Your Limits

My feet are wet again. They were dry this morning but water appeared at my heels. Slowly lapping its way along, it moved until it was past…

It's going. H-how?

Happy 2016

SomethingWins

The only thing I feel warm and fuzzy about right now is that in theory, HRC will dissolve into a warm cloudy rain.

Live from Open Source Bridge

I don’t want to estimate how much of my emotional strife comes from me being unable to accept the state of the world in one way or another, but probably whatever percentage isn’t tied up in dealing with events from my past, is that. Which bring me naturally, to Citizens United.

Hey what's up hello

I’m not even gonna...like, hi. Let’s not pretend it hasn’t been ages.